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Sitting at a cafe and not leaving till I send it to you.

Also it’s my birthday, so I’m having a donut.

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Happy birthday. You deserve a donut!

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My partner thought it would be funny to drug me and strand me on an iceberg in the middle of the Arctic. I managed to garrote a seal with the elastic band from my prescription undies and am fashioning a sail from its coat. I'm hoping to make landfall by the weekend.

Thank you for the reminder.

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Smooth seas, Sailor!

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Sent mine earlier today!!! 🙌

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And I think the #1 throwaway line should required to use in a future piece! 🥸

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It’ll come around at some point, I’m sure, as second hand hygiene gadgets must

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…made the mistake of keeping captions on during a holiday run of labyrinth and now i know the unintelligible lyrics to the headless rasta monster song…

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Oh man! Don’t spoil it for me. I have my own red string chart with Jim Henson in the middle for all the cryptic messages strewn through this work

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Dusted off my Google Doc this morning... it's coming! Eventually...!

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One more day

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It's edited! It's coming tonight once I get home! Woke up in a panic thinking it was past due :)

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I was just following the old writer tradition of waiting until the last minute to submit my story. Is that wrong? 😅

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Tsk-tsk

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I promise you'll have mine before you have @A.P. Murphy’s.

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Challenge accepted

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im incredibly inspired by this procrastination

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…as we both put up our feet and watch a movie…

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Mañana, mañana... I'm going for a surrealist one tonite, you?

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I GO SURREAL EVERY NIGHT 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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4 days, Bender

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😬

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Same, but x3

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