My partner thought it would be funny to drug me and strand me on an iceberg in the middle of the Arctic. I managed to garrote a seal with the elastic band from my prescription undies and am fashioning a sail from its coat. I'm hoping to make landfall by the weekend.
…made the mistake of keeping captions on during a holiday run of labyrinth and now i know the unintelligible lyrics to the headless rasta monster song…
Sitting at a cafe and not leaving till I send it to you.
Also it’s my birthday, so I’m having a donut.
Happy birthday. You deserve a donut!
My partner thought it would be funny to drug me and strand me on an iceberg in the middle of the Arctic. I managed to garrote a seal with the elastic band from my prescription undies and am fashioning a sail from its coat. I'm hoping to make landfall by the weekend.
Thank you for the reminder.
Smooth seas, Sailor!
Sent mine earlier today!!! 🙌
And I think the #1 throwaway line should required to use in a future piece! 🥸
It’ll come around at some point, I’m sure, as second hand hygiene gadgets must
…made the mistake of keeping captions on during a holiday run of labyrinth and now i know the unintelligible lyrics to the headless rasta monster song…
Oh man! Don’t spoil it for me. I have my own red string chart with Jim Henson in the middle for all the cryptic messages strewn through this work
Dusted off my Google Doc this morning... it's coming! Eventually...!
One more day
It's edited! It's coming tonight once I get home! Woke up in a panic thinking it was past due :)
I was just following the old writer tradition of waiting until the last minute to submit my story. Is that wrong? 😅
Tsk-tsk
I promise you'll have mine before you have @A.P. Murphy’s.
Challenge accepted
im incredibly inspired by this procrastination
…as we both put up our feet and watch a movie…
Mañana, mañana... I'm going for a surrealist one tonite, you?
I GO SURREAL EVERY NIGHT 😵💫😵💫😵💫
4 days, Bender
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Same, but x3