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Will Boucher's avatar

weird in the best way. I keep waiting for an extra hand to sprout out

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J. Curtis's avatar

Ha! Who says there was ever a first extra hand?

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Garen Marie's avatar

So fun to see how this turned out. Love the topiary carnage. Weirdly wonderful.

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K.C. Knouse's avatar

Far out, J., very far out.:) I enjoyed the lightheartedness of this story. For example, "Like when she noticed a package of cookies in her shopping cart. Or when Mrs. Grabel’s wallet was found in the pocket of her raincoat." I kept expecting the hand to turn on Ramona, but it turned out to be a part of her. They made a great team. There were some hilarious characters in the guild, as well. The rampage at the end was totally unexpected, but it fit the story. You certainly are well versed in the art of topiary.

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J. Curtis's avatar

Thanks KC! I only know as much as they let me research on this prison computer.

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Jon T's avatar

Yes, more of this. Again, this is my favourite thing of yours so far.

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J. Curtis's avatar

Thanks Jon!

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William Pauley III's avatar

J gets weird! Absolutely loved it! More of this, please. 🙌

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J. Curtis's avatar

Hey man, I don’t want to tread on your beat. I’m just rubbernecking, dipping my toes in.

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William Pauley III's avatar

If I had my way, this whole world would be weird. Like 80s sci-fi movie weird. 😵‍💫

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J. Curtis's avatar

Rawhead Rex weird? Videodrome weird?

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William Pauley III's avatar

Yes! Yes! All the weird.

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Liz Zimmers's avatar

How very satisfying! Hooray for Ramona and her helping hand!

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J. Curtis's avatar

Thanks Liz! Comeuppance with a side salad!

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EJ Trask's avatar

these characters are wonderful!

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J. Curtis's avatar

ha! And fun to write. Thanks for reading EJ!

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Sean Thomas McDonnell's avatar

Excellent.

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J. Curtis's avatar

Changed a bit since you saw it last. Thanks for all the notes from you and the others!

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Sean Thomas McDonnell's avatar

Always a pleasure.

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Ben Woestenburg's avatar

That was so good. I loved it. The perfect ending too, all those snooty bitches. Definitely a different kind of story.

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J. Curtis's avatar

Thanks Ben! It didn’t feel right for Mrs Pillsbury to exact revenge on them…topiary are fair game. 😉

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Vince Roman's avatar

Very interesting story!

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J. Curtis's avatar

Thanks for reading, Vince!

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Without a doubt, the most bizarre story I have ever read outside of Alice in Wonderland. And I just loved this line, J.

"But Mrs. Pillsbury had tuned out detesting both the sound of her own first name being invoked, which Mrs. Carmichael did with regularity, and a prepositional ending to sentences."

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J. Curtis's avatar

Thanks Sharron! It's a fun stretch to try a *very* different genre—one I like to read but haven't written before at any length. And that's incredibly high praise to be listed along side Carroll, if only tangentially.

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